Joseph Calverase is an actor. He got into acting while living under a box on Broadway. One day, while sailing the seas of cheese with his best friend Richard Pryor, he encountered a bunch of band-aids adhesive medical strips and toothpicks floating in the water. This is how he came to meet RJ Cusyk and his band of morons. After finding out that RJ is a wannabe director, Joe said that it's always been his desire to be in crappy B-movies like his hero Bruce Lorne Campbell. RJ agreed to put Joe in his movies. His dream is to marry: Jenna Haze April O'Neil Kimmy Granger Kiera Croft.

The legendary Castillo jacket has been handed down for 1,000 generations and is considered a priceless artifact. Contrary to popular belief, he is not affiliated with law enforcement in real life.

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  • Has a massive gun collection.
  • Thinks wahmen are icky.
  • Once wrestled a bear inside of a Denny's.
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